The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix

The background is a black and white photo of trees. In the foreground, Sam's hand is holding the book The Final Girl Support Group, which is black with white letters with a red folding chair dripping blood. To the left of the book is a red splatter with the words "Cult of Personality book review" in white.First of all, I am unreasonably proud of this spoOoOoOky image I made for you. 🤩 Please provide compliments in the comments below. 😉

Second of all, this book was fun as hell & a super quick read. There are a million little slasher-movie Easter eggs—I’m still sorting through them all, and I love that kind of shit—excerpts from fake articles that I had to triple check to make sure they weren’t really real, and many nods to the classics of the genre, including The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th, and more. (Full disclosure: I’VE NEVER SEEN SCREAM 😱🔪)

The premise of this book is built around the trope of the “final girl”—think Jaime Lee Curtis in Halloween. Except in this universe, these movie franchises are based on real murder sprees, the “monster” usually comes back in real life a time or three, and the real-life women are fetishized and famous in real life. They have stalkers and psycho fans, and lots & lots & LOTS of trauma that affects their lives in different ways.

The first names of the support group members correspond to the actresses who starred in their respective franchises. (Fun fact: the audiobook is narrated by Adrienne King, the actress who played the final girl in the first Friday The 13th movie. Cool!)

What a smart, funny commentary on the misogyny of the slasher movie, the poisonous possibilities of anonymous internet comments, and the fetishization of violence against women. (As one of the characters wonders, why is so much of what we consider “entertainment” centered around the killing and/or assault of women?)

With an irrationally likeable main character (I loved every second I spent with her), memorable sets (that final chase through the wellness center is hilarious), and a quick-moving plot that churns you through the pages like you’re running from a knife-wielding monster in a William Shatner mask…

… this one was a 10/10 for me.

sidebar: I just discovered Grady Hendrix’s Instagram account, and it is a vintage-horror paperback wonderland that I really needed in my life but didn’t know it ‘til now.

Samantha Pollack

About Sam

Samantha Pollack is  a Positioning Strategist & Copywriter who creates powerful brand personalities and compelling marketing copy for service providers, creatives, BIPOC women, AuDHD folks, activists, queers, weirdos, and other smart people.

She's known for her ability to truly capture my clients' voice and craft messaging that makes THEIR clients feel seen, safe, and excited AF to get to work.

Sam believes the most important asset in your business is your audience’s trust, and is working to build a new marketing paradigm rooted in honesty, kindness, and slowing the f*ck down—while making (and paying) sustainable wages. 

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