Tell us what you really think, Sam.
(OK, I will.)

Celery Brigade

This is from one of my recent Instagram stories, but I thought I’d make it a post for… posterity? Or because I’m still mad about it? Whatever. Here we go. I am so sick of the wellness people saying “medication can be life-saving” right before they tell you that exercise & kale are way better…

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Sh*tting on Millennials

🙋🏻 motion to close all current & future discussions on what qualifies one as Xennial vs. elder millennial vs. geriatric millennial vs. Gandalf millennial vs. Crocodile Dundee millennial vs. Oregon Trail millennial vs. Pumpkin Spice Millennial vs. vs. vs. First of all. I’ve never been a fan of shitting on millennials, because all the millennials…

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Dystopian Nightmare

As we prepare to have the Most Turnt Summer Ever, let’s not forget what we just lived through, y’all. For the past several weeks I’ve been geeking out on how everyone is responding to society’s reopening differently. I find it so fascinating; I want to talk about it with you for 14 hours. Even me—I’m…

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SPS (Sensory Processing Sensitivity) is a genetic trait—you either have it or you don’t. But watching people emerge from a year of social distancing and isolation, I’ve observed many non-HSPs describing a level of sensitivity that wasn’t necessarily there before. They’re going to a restaurant for the first time in over a year, and everything…

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Emails for cult thought leaders.

(Personality included.)

Want to learn how to craft emails that inspire action and engagement WITHOUT the “tried and true” (cough: patriarchal) norms we’ve all been taught?

I’m doing it, and I can show you how to do it, too.

(But sometimes, I also like to write about the books I’m reading, or the creative process, or the entrepreneurial experience, or why I hate Steve Jobs, or how I met my BFF. I’ll send you emails like that, too.)

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*Just kidding. It’s only an email list.

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